Le Hefe

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Le Hefe last won the day on May 21 2021

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About Le Hefe

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    HaloTracks Owner and HT Supercross Co-Leader
  • Birthday 08/22/92

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    Le Hefe
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    Jeff Heral
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    San Diego, California
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    Creating videos, VFX, and being a part of the best racing community of all time!

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About Me

Hello, and please...call me Jeff. I first joined HaloTracks in 2008, and have been an active part of it ever since. I procured HaloTracks in 2012 after it had essentially been wiped off the face of the internet. Given that fact, I can't take all of the credit for it coming back. Without Masta Hippie, Smm2010, and Spencermx2014's push to get people on board for a revival of the community, none of that would have been possible. Be sure to thank them for everything that they've done for this community whenever you get the chance! They deserve it so much more than myself.

Finding out my history on HaloTracks is easy enough, but I'm assuming you're here to learn a little more about me. The details of my life are quite inconsequential... but very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.